Santorum/Canseco 2016: They Complete You
Earlier on twitter (the inspiration for all of my best and worst ideas), Jose Canseco tweeted about running for President. That’s the best idea ever, but I think he would be crushed under the weight of all that reading. So I decided to make him Vice President to a guy who reads a shitload (like the bible, cover to cover, twice). And so I wrote a script pairing Jose Canseco and Rick Santorum in their quest for the 2016 presidency. It’s a brief excerpt as usual, but I had I fun. This idea was also partially conceived by @dynamic_jonas on twitter, so hat tip where hat tip is due. On to the script, hope you enjoy:
